This Year's Model of Humanity

Because they make everything in the world better. No lie.

First, I am going to talk about the couple that Possibly Hasn't Had Sex Yet (Luke and Noah). ( spoilers for As the World Turns. Drama! Romance! Homophobic Fathers with Rifles! Also: Luke is *not* the Luke of Luke and Laura. )

Now, I will talk about the couple that Probably Having Sex As We Speak (Christian and Oliver). ( spoilers for Verbotene Liebe. Bisexuality! Drama Queens! Cousin Olivia! Boxing! )